What students or have written for me. Many more to come for sure.
"I don't like distilled spirits."
"I would like a straight shot of gin."
"I have an itchy sensation on my pubic region."
"Mostly friends obesity."
"I knocked my friends sister."
"Teacher, yesterday my dream you die."
"Teacher, son of a ----- is what?
"Teacher, I want to eat Snoopy boshintang (dog soup)"
"Teacher, why people die?...because of you."
"Steve Jobs eat Apple and die"
"Heil Teacher!" (One of my students says this to me everyday) :(
"My sister is Gadaffi"
"My father is Kim Jong Il"
"Everyday I'm shopping mall" (incorrect lyric from Party Rock Anthem, but a hit in my mind)
Boy 1: "Teacher he is crazy" *points to a girl
Me: "He?"
Boy2: "Yes, transexual"
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